Maybe they'll have this Starbuck flirting with a high-class prostitute too.

I don't know if you're familiar with the show Firefly, or how you feel about girlslash, but this (http://www.suberic.net/multiverse/downbythedocks.html) was written for me in a challenge last year, and it fits your comment exactly. :)

Oh, socialators. That show was so wonderfully cheesy.